Who did I model my beard after?

Random piece of information about me. The first time I grew a full beard was in 1994. I was 20 and I kept it trimmed to look like William Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. I had no idea that one day I would end up reformed and need my beard to lead my family to heaven.

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3 Responses

  1. You are hilarious! I like you. I like your beard. Don’t cut it off please, or you know I wont kiss you till it grows back!

  2. …and I grew my tummy to match Riker’s tummy in season two and beyond. You know you have watched too much ST:TNG when you constantly pull your shirt down with both hands or stop using contractions as Data wouldn’t…would not use them. Just how does your beard help you lead your family to heaven?

  3. It does not help in any way. Inside joke.

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